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Self-Sewn Pajamas Inspired by Soma Sleepwear

9/13/2025

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CEFR Level B2-C1
In the summer of 2025, I was introduced to Soma. Unfortunately, their clothing line fits me as poorly as any other ready-to-wear line. When it came to sleepwear, some things I could make work, but what is up with the skinny sleeves? This is a brand for grown women. Grown women have girth around their biceps, at least on average. Good fit relies on proportions more than a S/M/L or even largest/smallest part-measurement size. 
Red jersey with lavender gray lace pajama pants and short-sleeve t-shirt set
After browsing the shop, leaving, changing my mind, coming back, trying on several items, deciding not to buy anything, and wandering the store, I finally purchased the Geo Lace Pajama Cami. I love it! The fit isn’t perfect for my body, but it’s close enough. The fabric, the shelf bra, and the fit are comfortable for sleep. I wish I had another one.

I really wanted the Crinkle Satin matching separates, but they were more expensive. The cami didn’t fit as well as the Geo cami. The pants only fit in the sense that I could get them on my body. Again, proportions. ​

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Really, Patagonia?

9/6/2025

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CEFR Level B2-C1
I was browsing Dick’s Sporting Goods and came across the daypacks/school bags. Curious to see what was new and trendy, I took a look. Bungee cords to hold a jacket seemed popular. As always, colors were gendered, which is annoying for a variety of reasons. 

Eventually, I came across the Patagonia Refugio. I’ve had good success with Patagonia fleeces and, as far as I know, the company has a decent reputation. I was eager to see what helpful features this 26 liter backpack offered. 

I didn’t make it past the first zipper.

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Am I A Nosy Neighbor?

8/30/2025

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White ambulance with orange stripes and blue labels is parked in front of a lawn with green trees. Part of a house can be seen behind the trees.
CEFR Level A2-B1
While getting in my car for a hair appointment, I saw an ambulance parked in front of a neighbor’s house. Naturally, an ambulance is concerning, even though I don’t know this neighbor beyond chatting a few times when she is out working in their yard. Despite my curiosity, I continued to my appointment, which was in the opposite direction.

Half an hour later, I returned to see the ambulance still there. Would it be too nosy to drive past to see what was happening?

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Lipstick for Flute Playes

8/23/2025

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An Asian woman wearing lip gloss holds a transverse concert flute with the flute head a few inches from her mouth.
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CEFR Level B2-C1
Can you wear lip color as a flute player? When I was in high school and college, I only wore lip balm (AKA chapstick). 

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Which Butterfly Is This?

8/16/2025

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Yellow eastern tiger swallowtail (Papilio glaucus) photo by Ty Smith
Yellow Eastern Tiger Swallowtail (Papilio glaucus) Photo: Ty Smith
CEFR Level C1-C2
Can you tell the difference between a spicebush swallowtail and a black eastern tiger swallowtail?

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Freedom Has a Smell

8/9/2025

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Oak, Tulip Poplar, Sweetgum and other deciduous trees in full leaf are blurred by a heavy rain.
CEFR Level B2-C1
I walk through the rainforest, well not a true rainforest, but with an abundance of wet leaves brushing my bare arms and humidity so strong my skin is wet, it feels like it should be. I walk and try to avoid poison ivy hiding among foliage with names I have yet to learn. ​

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How to Mark a Piece of Music

8/2/2025

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The Background

When I was in high school and college, I was embarrassed to write on my music. I thought it meant that I wasn’t smart enough to remember something. I was worried that if I wrote an expression note or put in a breath mark, my flute teacher would tell me that I was wrong. They usually did tell me that if I wrote in something on my own. Even though I know they were doing their teacher job, it made me learn to not trust myself.

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How Do You Know When a Piece of Music Is Too Hard for You?

7/26/2025

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An excerpt from a piece of piano music with both hands in the G clef

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At a piano lesson recently, my teacher followed the typical pattern by asking me to start with a scale. I groaned out loud and stopped just shy of banging my head on the keys. She looked at me incredulously and asked, “Did you seriously just say ‘ugh!’?”

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How Do You Talk to Preschoolers?

7/19/2025

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Young Black girl smiles and holds up a vanilla ice cream cone

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Original CEFR Level C1-C2
I went into the new ice cream shop to get a milkshake.

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Change Is Exciting

7/12/2025

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A green sign in front of a blue sky with clouds. The sign reads
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I love change. Apparently, that makes me a weirdo.

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June Sunset Blues Capsule Wardrobe

7/5/2025

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Summer style is all about bright colors. But what if you prefer more muted shades? Nature has your back! Here is a wardrobe color palette inspired by a June sunset. ​
Dark trees stand in front of a large grey and blue cloud. The sun shines with gold and peach colors in the center of the cloud and white beams of light streak across the light blue sky behind the cloud. Below the photo are seven rectangles of colors representing colors found in the photo.
Here’s how you might create different outfits from that color palette. If you mix up the different outfits and are willing to wash clothes more than once a week or to buy duplicates, you could have an entire summer wardrobe right here.
This is not a sponsored post. Brands mentioned simply had what I was looking for.
Product images are from the vendors' sites.


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Is A Two-Week Vacation Normal?

6/28/2025

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A white American woman stands in the rain in front of the Royal Palace of Brussels. She is wearing dark pants and a black raincoat over a forest green winter garment.
Royal Palace of Brussels: Was I traveling or on a vacation? Are the terms synonyms?
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CEFR Level B2-C1
In early June 2025, I saw a HARO request for industry experts to share their opinions on why people are choosing 10-day vacations instead of two-week vacations. From the details of the request, it didn’t look like the topic was about taking time off of work. Rather, it appeared that the topic is leaving your house and staying somewhere else as a way to have fun.

​Is it normal to take a two-week vacation? 


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How I Learned to Drink Coffee

6/21/2025

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A disposable dark grey coffee cup with a white lid and brown heat sleeve stands against a light gray background
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Original CEFR Level C1-C2
I passed the age of 40 without learning to drink coffee, even though I grew up in the United States where everyone, including my parents, drinks coffee. Despite these cultural influences,

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Flower Power “All About the Accessories” Outfit Inspiration

6/14/2025

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CEFR Level C1-C2
All photos are vendor product photos, unless otherwise stated. This is not a sponsored post.
The Base Outfit
Grey trousers and a short-sleeved light blue t-shirt with small pink flowers

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The Internet Lied, And I Cried: Part 2

6/7/2025

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Sunset behind cliffs of the Grand Canyon National Park. The Colorado River can be seen at the bottom of the canyon.
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The next morning, while waiting for customer service desks to open, I booked the Comfort Inn in Flagstaff. One task down. 


I went back to searching for transportation options. Maybe I missed something the night before. Nothing.

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The Internet Lied, And I Cried: Part 1

5/31/2025

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View of cliffs at the Grand Canyon, AZ under a blue sky with no clouds
It was 9:30 p.m. on May 18, 2025. I settled into sleep, looking forward to our trip to the Grand Canyon starting on May 20. Suddenly, a thought occurred and I begrudgingly picked up my phone, typing in “shuttle from Flagstaff Pulliam to Grand Canyon.”  Wait! What? I searched again. And again. And again. ​

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On Fashion Confidence

5/18/2025

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A white woman with light brown hair wears a neon green mesh t-shirt, cobalt blue mesh skirt, and multi-color Chaco hiking sandals.
Over 40 and finally in a life situation to dress to reflect my self-perception
A quick browse through fashion content gives this message: Wear what you want. Fashion influencers for women over 40 seem to especially declare this, except for when they’re explaining how to dress to meet conventional expectations.

I agree with the “wear what you want” message. I do, however, think there’s a missing perspective. Or at least, a perspective that I haven’t discovered yet or that gets overshadowed.

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The Macaw and I Agree

5/17/2025

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One the left, a white woman with light brown hair wears a neon green mesh t-shirt and an electric blue mesh knee-length skirt. On the right, a macaw parrot is shown from mid-body to head.

There's no such thing
​as wearing too much color.

Find Your Colorful Style
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Getting Swooped by an Eastern Bluebird Mother

5/16/2025

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Eastern bluebird nestlings lie in a nest inside a nest box. Two heads can be seen. The eyes are shut and feathers are not fully developed.
Eastern Bluebird Nestlings: May 1, 2025
Eastern bluebird nestlings lie in a nest inside a nest box. Feathers are formed and eyes are open. One head is clearly seen. Feces splatters the walls of the nest box.
Eastern Bluebird Nestlings: May 10, 2025

A True Story


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Tiny Blues: Ephemeral Lawn Flowers in Virginia

5/15/2025

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The tiny bluet and wild pansy are part of Virginia's natural ecosystem. They come in shades from pale blue to almost white to pale lavender. You'll be doing nature, and yourself by extension, a service to let this grow in your lawn. 

Bird's Eye Speedwell is an imported (non-native) plant. If you think this is a weed and want to eradicate it, I won't object. 
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Tie-Dye One Dress Spring Capsule Wardrobe

4/4/2025

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A navy short sleeve t-shirt, a blue jean jacket, a navy knee-length skirt, a navy zip-up hoodie, tan no-show socks, off-white canvas sneakers, tan sling-back platform sandals, and navy slip-on sneakers surround a short-sleeve knee-length tie-dye empire-waist dress in an orange and blue colorway
This post is for those who want to have “a style,” but don’t relate to what they see from style influencers. It is for those who dress simply, but also want a bit of quirky without jumping into the middle-aged art-lady archetype. Read the rest of the Background and Disclaimers in the intro to this post.

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July 31, 2007: We Dig Out Rocks to Put In Rocks

4/1/2025

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Title image with a photo of a smiling young white woman crouching in a large hole and surrounded by large and small rocks
Tuesday, July 31, 2007

​On Friday, I went to a game night at the Nelsons’. It was fun.


I woke up at 4:30 on Monday to leave for a 10-day hitch. We’re working on Timberline Trail No. 12. We are near the trailhead and not backcountry like we thought. They have had bear problems and the sponsor didn’t want to tax resources near the lake.

We have been working downtrail, so each day the hike is a little shorter. We are clearing out water bars and building wood water bars and check dams. 

It rained last evening. It rained this evening with some thunder and lightning.
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Casual Capsule Wardrobe: Blue Plaid Vest

3/28/2025

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Casual blue, black, and purple capsule wardrobe layout
This post is for those who basically wear the same thing every day. For those who chose clothing based on comfort and utility. For those who want to have “a style,” but don’t relate to what they see from style influencers. For those who dress simply, but also want a bit of quirky without being twee.

I’m not trying to be a fashion influencer. I wear what I can afford. I like to walk freely and not have my feet hurt or contribute to a deformed body, even for style. Maybe sharing what I wear, or would wear, will help inspire you. Maybe it will help you feel less alone in the midst of Scandi, minimalist, maximalist, granola, 17,000 new names for “preppy,” what-in-the-world-is-that fashion influencers. 

None of the brands I mention know I’m writing this. If you sew and are a vertical petite, I can recommend SBCC Patterns. Any other brands are just what happened to have what I wanted at the price I could afford.

The Clothes

I’m female and the clothes and outfits reflect that, but I could see this collection easily adapting to a masculine style or body. 

The base of this wardrobe is a semi-fitted blue and white plaid unlined vest. I made this vest from SBCC Patterns Sazerac Dress. Search “blue plaid vest” to find similar items on retail. The photo is mine.

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I duplicated items in the capsule wardrobe so that you only have to do laundry once a week, but things still stay simple.

I don't use underpinnings in the outfit photos. You can decide for yourself if you want to wear socks or undergarments.

Swap out the jeans for black or navy ponte or twill trousers and these outfits could be fine for more casual business-casual offices. 
Blue and white plaid vest with princess seams
The black long-sleeve ponte t-shirts, the navy long-sleeve double-brushed poly (DBP) t-shirts, and the black cotton-blend short-sleeve t-shirts were made from SBCC Patterns Tonic Tee.  The photos are mine.

The purple athletic knit button-up shirt was made from SBCC Patterns Harvey Shirt. The photo is mine.

Sunglasses are Sunki’s Mini Headland model. This image is a product image from a retailer.

Jeans are Lee jeans from Wal-Mart, but similar styles are available from many brands and retailers. In this capsule, I used a loose bootcut in a worn medium wash and a fitted straight-leg in a worn dark wash. The photo is mine.


Black stretch twill jacket is Time and True from Wal-Mart. The photo is mine.

Shoes are Lem’s Chukka Grip. This image is a product image from Lem’s. 

Black wool socks are Smartwool. This image is a product image from a retailer.

Bras and underpants are stock photos. You know where to buy what you like and what’s suitable for your anatomy.

The Outfits

I put together 15 outfits. You can easily imagine creating more looks by changing the jeans style or swapping which item is layered on top. Jewelry and other accessories, hair, and make-up styles can all help change the formality or aesthetic of these base outfits. Have fun!

With Worn Dark-Wash Straight Leg Jeans

Outfit with black canvas chukkas, straight dark wash jeans, navy long sleeve t-shirt, blue and white plaid vest,  purple button-up, and black jean stretch jean jacket
Navy long-sleeve tee | Blue and white plaid vest | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes | Purple quick-dry button-up shirt | Black stretch twill jacket
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, long sleeve navy t-shirt, and blue and white plaid vest
Navy long-sleeve tee | Blue and white plaid vest | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, long sleeve navy t-shirt, purple button-up shirt
Navy long-sleeve tee | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes | Purple quick-dry button-up shirt
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash jeans, long sleeve navy t-shirt, black stretch jean jacket
Navy long-sleeve tee | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes | Black stretch twill jacket
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, long sleeve navy t-shirt
Navy long-sleeve tee | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, blue and white plaid vest
Blue and white plaid vest | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, long sleeve black t-shirt, blue and white plaid vest with princess seams
Black long-sleeve tee | Blue and white plaid vest | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight fitted jeans, long sleeve black t-shirt
Black long-sleeve tee | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, short sleeve black t-shirt, blue and white plaid vest
Black short-sleeve tee | Blue and white plaid vest | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight jeans, purple athletic knit quick-dry button-up shirt
Purple quick-dry button-up shirt | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, dark wash straight fitted jeans, short sleeve black pocket t-shirt
Black short-sleeve tee | Dark wash straight leg fitted jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes

With Worn Medium-Wash Bootcut Jeans

Outfit with black canvas chukkas, medium wash loose bootcut jeans, short sleeve black pocket t-shirt, purple stretch knit button-up collard shirt
Black short-sleeve tee | Purple quick-dry button-up shirt | Medium wash bootcut loose jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukkas, medium wash loose bootcut jeans, purple athletic knit stretch button-up shirt, blue and plaid stretch woven fitted vest
Purple quick-dry button-up shirt | Blue and white plaid vest | Medium wash bootcut loose jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black chukka boots, medium wash loose flared jeans, blue and white plaid vest, black stretch twill jacket
Blue and white plaid vest | Black stretch twill jacket | Medium wash bootleg loose jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
Outfit with black canvas chukka shoes, medium wash loose flared jeans, long sleeve navy t-shirt, short sleeve black t-shirt
Navy long-sleeve tee | Black short-sleeve tee | Medium wash bootcut loose jeans | Lem's Chukka Grip shoes
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July 26, 2007: I Hear a Mountain Lion

3/27/2025

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Title image with a photo of a young white woman standing on a mountain trail, wearing a hard hat and safety glasses and holding a tool
Thursday, July 26, 2007

​On our last night, just before midnight, I heard a mountain lion roar. That made the trip for me.


I spent the day putting together a gift package for my sister, running errands, and cleaning gear.

I slept 12 hours last night and woke up to rain. It was so nice to know that getting out of bed wouldn’t involve putting on rain gear. It poured rain the last night and morning of the hitch, but we got to walk out in dry weather.
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July 23, 2007: My 1-Year Travel Anniversary

3/24/2025

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Title image with a photo of a trail amid trees
Monday, July 23, 2007

​Today a year ago I left home to come out west. I spent the night at Land Between the Lakes, Kentucky. I wish I could have called home on this anniversary.


Rock work and digging trenches is exhausting.

Ten days is too long to work straight through. Thankfully, Wednesday is planned for travel. One day more!
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